As kids, we were always fascinated by the meaning of our names — what did they say about us? What ancient history were we somehow connected to? And while we’re not so interested for ourselves anymore (as you can see, this writer has a pretty boring last name), it’s still fun to find out what other people’s names mean. Especially if those other people are famous writers, some of whom are now known only by the words that surround and come from them. To this end, we did some snooping, and using a mixture of foreign language dictionaries and online genealogy databases, we came up with the list below. Some might surprise you — but some fit like a glove. After the jump, school yourself on the meaning of 20 famous authors’ last names […]

Boris Pasternak = Boris Parsnip

Nikolai Gogol = Nikolai Mallard

Franz Kafka = Franz Jackdaw (disputed, but embraced by the family)

Italo Calvino = Italo Bald

Orhan Pamuk = Orhan Cotton

Haruki Murakami = Haruki Upper Village

Charles Baudelaire = Charles Short Sword

Yukio Mishima = Yukio Three Islands

W.G. Sebald = W.G. Courageous Victory

Heinrich Böll = Heinrich Hill

Isabel Allende = Isabel Beyond

Leo Tolstoy = Leo Fat (!)

Roberto Bolaño = Roberto Stone Ball

Paulo Coelho = Paulo Rabbit

Arundhati Roy = Arundhati King

Kazuo Ishiguro = Kazuo Black Stone